To be updated regularly.
1) DJ's been into Veggie Tales recently. So, he was singing a song from the worship album in the car. The lyrics are, "Remember your people, remember your children, remember your promise, Oh God..." His version goes, "Remember your people, remember your children, remember your father-in-laaaaaaw."
2) "That [cookie dough] looks delicious, dude!"
3) After I told the girls--in stressed tones, no doubt--that we were late and they needed to get in the car, DJ ran panicking into the kitchen. "Wait for me, I don't have my shoes on!" He was only wearing underpants, as it wasn't a school day for him.
4) "Mom?" "Yes, DJ." "I am smarter than a merry-go-round." Ah, the competitive stage.
