I like to do things!

Nellie, after watching me slide down a hill on the snow scooter: "Mom, I wish I knew you when you were a kid. I'll bet you were fun then."

"What do you mean, I was fun then? Am I not fun?"

"Well you probably liked to do a lot more stuff then. You don't want to do things now."

"Yes I do! I want to feed you lunch and dinner and keep the little kids alive."

Silence.