Future Quarterback

I'm not particularly proud of this conversation, but here it is.

J: Look at these pajamas, aren't they cute? They have little footballs on the feet, and say "Future Quarterback."

K: Mmhmm.

J: Sorry to break it to you though, buddy, but it's unlikely you'll ever be a quarterback.

K: What, you think he's more linebacker material?

J: I was thinking more along the lines of kicker.

K: Hey, don't wussify him.

J: I just don't think he's going to be all that big.

K: Michael Vick's not that big.

J: I dunno...yeah, I guess. What about Kirk Cousins? He's not that big. [Cutesy voice] You can be a quarterback like Kirk Cousins. He's a nice boy.

K: Michael Vick's nice! You know. Unless you're a dog.