Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Things the daughters of a nature educator say

Annie was playing in the backyard when she stopped suddenly and told me she had almost stepped in "dog scat."
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On the way home from a back-to-school picnic tonight, Nellie announced that she wants me to have twins. I asked her how she thinks twins are made. Here's her description:

"The first twin baby decides it wants to be a twin. It pulls off its arm and sticks it in its chest and it separates. Then its arm regenerates, and that's how you get twins. I know what regeneration is because I read it in a book about salamanders."

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