Nellie: Wow Mary, high five for using good manners!
Mary, screaming: NO HIGH FIVE!
Me: Now that's irony!
Mary: No, I MARY.
Mary, getting in the car: Oh, hehe! [She calls her blanket "hehe."] You're so very blue! I love you, hehe!
Annie, after Mary was covered in applesauce and trying to lick her: Normally babies are so cute, but sometimes they're super gross.
Eddie: Mom, you know what? Mary's numbers are getting hot. I'm four, and Mary's two! She's hot on my trail! But soon I'll be five. Then I'll get ahead. [He's probably playing too much Mario Kart.]
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